singing "I'm beginning to suck a lot on penis" to myself to the tune of it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
Window appreciation post
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”
Anonymous asked:
Your sims house is very decadent for someone who hates the rich.
andreablog2-deactivated20220425 answered:
It’s the sims…
creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis
the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.
there’s this very specific image of an axolotl plushie with the phrase ‘i am at my limit’ that i’m not posting for obvious reasons (even though i’m inoculated because i tried to post it before) that if you try to post it tumblr will immediately delete your blog. like completely. your blog is just gone if you try to post the image. you can get it reinstated but you have to go to staff and be like ‘hi my blog was killed by a picture of an axolotl can you please give me it back.’ we found this out completely accidentally when brianna brucespringsteendotcom made the image and then posted it and then her blog was just gone, at which point we started to experiment. anyway, a while later we found that if someone submits the image and you don’t know what it is and you try to post it it will also nuke your blog. this obviously all sounds like an incredibly stupid internet hoax so when you try to warn people about the blog killing axolotl you just sound like you’re trolling but i promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that we are not.
people in the tags are like ‘i don’t know if this is true but it sounds wild’ i feel like the old man you meet in the first five minutes of a horror movie that tells the teenagers on spring break not to visit the creepy old house at the end of the road
This is absolutely the lowest that I’ve been in awhile. I kinda let everything go with the mounting stress around our housing situation and everything and I just kept getting deeper and deeper negative and this is how bad it’s gotten. Rents due Wednesday and my daughters daycare will come out as well. So I am doing services like selling content, ads, social media managing, all the things in return for help. I do get paid this week but the negative balance is going to eat my entire paycheck. Our cashapp and Venmo are unclefather
on top of this, our electric is scheduled to be cut off. i am still doing all these services in return for help. like i said, i know this is insane. i really have been in a bad bad spot and focused all my energy on making sure i could crowdfund enough to keep our house while neglecting everything else. i apologize for having to make this post.